You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I've blown a few things in my day
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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