Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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