I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
My dick has a subreddit
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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