ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
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Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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