Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(989): View more from Michigan

there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them

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(815): View more from Illinois

Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.

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(714): View more from California

I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?

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(313): View more from Michigan

How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Fuck now we have to have sex

(1-203): View more from Connecticut

What?

(203): View more from Connecticut

In a bet, need to win

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(210): View more from Texas

i had confetti in my bra

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i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.

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(562): View more from California

You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.

(310): View more from California

Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?

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(716): View more from New York

I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.

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