Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.