no. you can't hotbox the world.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
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I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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