i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
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I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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