Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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