Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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