It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Randomize
