Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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