you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
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There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
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He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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