How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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