My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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