so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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