her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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