id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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