You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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