so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
what if I'm pregnant?
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Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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