I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
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Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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