You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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