I cockslap morals
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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