On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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