Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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