you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Randomize