Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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