too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize