You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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