return my video game
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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