Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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