none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize
