do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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