"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
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Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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