I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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