i wish there were pregnant emoticons
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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