new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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