Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
