i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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