Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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