Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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