Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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