Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
