i think my mom watched the whole time
I am spending my child support on dildos
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I came so hard my ears popped.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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