i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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