508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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