Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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