i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
There's always time for handjobs
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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