This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
