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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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