I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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