We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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