So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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