Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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