I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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