I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Randomize