Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Farmville is her only friend.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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